Something that sucks about being a man

Sitting with your legs apart because your balls are being crushed? MANSPREADING!
Disagree with a woman? MANSPLAINING!
Walking in the general direction of a woman? RAPIST!
Trying to make a compliment or flirt and she doesn’t like how you look? CREEPER!
Turning to look a woman that you think is sexy/beautiful? (even on TV or video games) PERVERT!
Having a dark sense of humor, being sarcastic or tell an “offensive” joke? SEXIST! HOMOPHOBIC! RACIST!
Saying that a woman is lying about rape or abuse? (even if you have proof) MISOGYNIST!
You are sad/depressed and want to talk about it? MAN UP!
You somehow misinterpreted niceness with flirting? ASSHOLE! ENTITLED!
Trying to talk about problems that men face? YOU MUST BE ONE OF THOSE DISGUSTING!
Having nerdy interests? VIRGIN!
Talk too little? BORING!
Talk too much? DOUCHEBAG!
Not having the confidence to talk to women because of all the above? LOSER!”
A woman pinches a male stranger’s ass? Laughs and giggles. A man pinches a female stranger’s ass? Sexual assault charges and ‘perv!’ comments.
Woman assaults man at home? Man gets arrested and removed from his own house. Man assaults woman at home? Man gets arrested and removed from his own house.
Not being allowed to fight back if a woman hits you. Also, if she hit you, you probably deserved it.
It’s expected that you always pay for your date’s meal.
You get boners for no reason.
Shy girls are cute. Shy guys are weird
You have to cry in secret.
People laughing at you if you get raped.
We cannot go by holding another friend hand in public.
The fact that few people believe that males get bullied by females. Males are expected to deal with it or to stop exaggerating.