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Something that sucks about being a man


  • Sitting with your legs apart because your balls are being crushed? MANSPREADING!    
  • Disagree with a woman? MANSPLAINING!
  • Walking in the general direction of a woman? RAPIST!
  • Trying to make a compliment or flirt and she doesn’t like how you look? CREEPER!
  • Turning to look a woman that you think is sexy/beautiful? (even on TV or video games) PERVERT!
  • Having a dark sense of humor, being sarcastic or tell an “offensive” joke? SEXIST! HOMOPHOBIC! RACIST!
  • Saying that a woman is lying about rape or abuse? (even if you have proof) MISOGYNIST!
  • You are sad/depressed and want to talk about it? MAN UP!
  • You somehow misinterpreted niceness with flirting? ASSHOLE! ENTITLED!
  • Trying to talk about problems that men face? YOU MUST BE ONE OF THOSE DISGUSTING!
  • Having nerdy interests? VIRGIN!
  • Talk too little? BORING!
  • Talk too much? DOUCHEBAG!
  • Not having the confidence to talk to women because of all the above? LOSER!”
  • A woman pinches a male stranger’s ass? Laughs and giggles. A man pinches a female stranger’s ass? Sexual assault charges and ‘perv!’ comments.
  • Woman assaults man at home? Man gets arrested and removed from his own house. Man assaults woman at home? Man gets arrested and removed from his own house.
  • Not being allowed to fight back if a woman hits you. Also, if she hit you, you probably deserved it.
  • It’s expected that you always pay for your date’s meal.
  • You get boners for no reason.
  • Shy girls are cute. Shy guys are weird
  • You have to cry in secret.
  • People laughing at you if you get raped.
  • We cannot go by holding another friend hand in public.
  • The fact that few people believe that males get bullied by females. Males are expected to deal with it or to stop exaggerating.

Cheers!
Subuhani Rahman

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