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Something that sucks about being a man

Sitting with your legs apart because your balls are being crushed?  MANSPREADING !     Disagree with a woman?  MANSPLAINING ! Walking in the general direction of a woman?  RAPIST! Trying to make a compliment or flirt and she doesn’t like how you look?  CREEPER ! Turning to look a woman that you think is sexy/beautiful? (even on TV or video games)  PERVERT ! Having a dark sense of humor, being sarcastic or tell an “offensive” joke?  SEXIST !  HOMOPHOBIC !  RACIST ! Saying that a woman is lying about rape or abuse? (even if you have proof)  MISOGYNIST ! You are sad/depressed and want to talk about it?  MAN UP ! You somehow misinterpreted niceness with flirting?  ASSHOLE! ENTITLED! Trying to talk about problems that men face?  YOU MUST BE ONE OF THOSE DISGUSTING! Having nerdy interests?  VIRGIN! Talk too little?  BORING! Talk too much?  DOUCHEBAG! Not having the confidence to talk t...

South Indian Murtaba Recipe

Murtabak is a huge roti prata wrap with seasoned or grilled chicken or mutton (lamb) and onion. Murtabak is the "King" of Parata which normally comes in huge serving with sliced cucumber, tomato sauce, and curry.  Ingredients for Murtaba:  Serves 4 - 6 3 cups plain white flour 1 tsp salt 1 tbsp ghee 1 cup lukewarm water 1/2 cup oil Murtabak filling: 500 gms minced meat 2 tbsps ghee 1 large red onion - sliced fine 2 cloves garlic - crushed 1/2 tsp fresh ginger - grated 1 tsp turmeric powder 1 tsp garam masala 1 1/2 tsp salt 2 tbsps fresh coriander leaves - finely chopped 1 res red chili - finely sliced 2 eggs - beaten 1 onion - finely sliced Salt and pepper Preparation: For the roti: Place the flour and salt in a large bowl and rub in the ghee. Add the water and mix to a fairly soft dough. Knead the dough for ten minutes or longer. Divide the dough into equal-sized balls and place them in a small bowl containing the oil. ...